While the humans have been boring you with tales of their move and recent outdoor adventures (that, I might add, they did not take us on) -- I know that you have been wondering how we (George and Betty) have been adjusting to their relocation out West.
Here is an insider interview to give our side of the story …
George: So, Betty … how are you adjusting to life in Colorado?
Betty: Colorado? When did we move to Colorado?
George: About a month ago -- when the humans drove us around in the car for a week straight.
Betty: Oh. I thought they were just lost. The tall human kept referring to his GPS.
George: It snows here and is cold a lot. How is that affecting you?
Betty: Well, I love the snow. Unlike rain, which is wet and makes me very unhappy – the snow is dry to walk on and is good to eat.
George: So, what you're saying is that what we perceive and experience is heavily mediated through language and concepts that are deeply ingrained in our ways of thinking and feeling, is that right?
Betty: Huh?
George: What about the pink rubber snow booties, Betty? Is that the hot new resort look for 2009?
Betty: I think they are some kind of torture device. Call the SPCA and report this, will ya? Supposedly they help me to walk in the snow and protect my paws from freezing in the cold temperatures. I really don't know what the humans were thinking.
George: Any other comments about your treatment by the humans since moving to Colorado?
Betty: Yeah. How come you get to sleep on the bed with the humans at night and I don't?
George: Um, next question. What are your thoughts about the Obama selection of a White House dog?
Betty: Well, no Obama people have contacted me yet for an interview. I may be interested in the position if their treats are chicken flavored. Of course, I would have to consider the past loyalty of our current humans. Also, I have gotten fond of pooping in their yard and am not sure I would want attention of the media and paparazzi that would come with the White house lawn.
George: Thank you, Betty. Is there anything else you'd like to say to followers of the blog?
Betty: Blog? What's a blog?
George: Never mind. Okay. Now you ask me something.
Betty: You gonna eat that treat?
George: Yes. Now ask me something else.
Betty: You gonna eat that treat NOW?
George: Is food ALL you can think about?
Betty: I thought I was supposed to be asking the questions.
George: Let's go. It's dinner time.